March 2011
1 post
sleep in our clothes and wait for winter to leave
October 2010
1 post
July 2010
1 post
June 2010
4 posts
“If Mother Nature and Father Time had a baby, it would probably be some weird...”
“if i don’t say anything, i can’t say anything wrong”
Buy it, use it, break it, fix it, Trash it, change it, mail - upgrade it, Charge it, point it, zoom it, press it, Snap it, work it, quick - erase it, Write it, cut it, paste it, save it, Load it, check it, quick - rewrite it, Plug it, play it, burn it, rip it, Drag and drop it, zip - unzip it, Lock it, fill it, call it, find it, View it, code it, jam - unlock it, Surf it, scroll it, pause it,...
May 2010
11 posts
One day, When Mount St. Helens cascades into the sea, I’ll hold you hand as we walk along the beach, And we’ll swim Off the coast of Idaho.
“We few, we happy few. We band of buggered.”
Common Errors in English Usage →
April 2010
6 posts
“Somewhere between ‘subway coming off the rails’ and ‘orchestra...”
March 2010
16 posts
“Hope springs eternal. Like Dracula.”
“I’m so glad I found someone that could make the internet.”
– (via clientsfromhell)
I just lost an entire day.
“My love’s a photograph, sun-bleached, and pinned to the wall of your...”
February 2010
22 posts
“We just ruined his Cambodian flowers.”
“Life gives you lemons, but sometimes you find $20.”
